BEARD HAT
things only ever happen at 2:30am
(took an existing hat that was too pointy for my liking, changed it around)

(dang, i always spell phallic wrong! but i guess that cursive L is phallic enough to count for two.)

this started when i hadn't gone grocery shopping for a while and all i had left was a long eggplant and two potatos. I quickly ran to the store after that realization and bought as many non-phallic combinations of veggies as possible. it's a difficult task! but then i decided to draw some anyway.

strawberries drawn with a strawberry

good ol' johnny

ocad graffiti= too hilarious

woah i don't exist, sorry
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i can't talk about my life